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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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* OH...

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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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( laughs heartily )

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )

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and NICKELODEON]

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Squidward:
HURRY UP WITH THOSE
CHAIRS, SPONGEBOB!

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IT'S AFTER CLOSING

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AND I'D LIKE TO GO HOME.

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( phone rings )

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I GOT IT.

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I GOT IT! COMING!

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HELLO.

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SORRY, SIR,
WE'RE CLOSED.

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AHOY, THERE!

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KRUSTY KRAB--
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

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PIZZA?
OF COURSE WE HAVE PIZZA.

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UH, MR. KRAB...

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OUR DELIVERY SQUID
WILL BRING IT
RIGHT OVER.

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MR. KRAB, WE DON'T SERVE PIZZA.

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WE DON'T DELIVER.

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WE DON'T DELIVER,
BUT Y DO.

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CAN'T YOU JUST GET
SPONGEBOB TO DO IT?

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GREAT IDEA!

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TAKE HIM WITH YOU.

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THAT'S NOT
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

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FRONT END, CHECK.

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ANTENNA... CHECK.

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BUMPER... CHECK.

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BUMPER... STICKER-- CHECK.

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( in high voice ):
TIRE PRESSURE...

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( buzzing )

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CHECK.

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VEHICLE INSPECTION COMPLETE.

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WE'RE REALLY MAKING HISTORY
HERE, SQUIDWARD.

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THAT LUCKY CUSTOMER
IS GOING TO GET

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THE FIRST KRABBY
PATTY PIZZA EVER!

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GOOD, THEN YOU DRIVE.

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I CAN'T-- I'M STILL
IN BOATING SCHOOL.

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COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
IT'S JUST AROUND THE CORNER.

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WELL, YEAH, BUT...

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JUST DO WHAT YOU DO IN SCHOOL.

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WELL, OKAY...

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WAIT, DON'T TELL ME.

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BACK IT UP.

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HUH?

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BACK IT UP.

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RIGHT-- BACK IT UP.

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( gears grinding )

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( moans )

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BACK IT UP!

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OKAY, OKAY.

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SHIFT INTO REVERSE,
SPONGEBOB.

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REVERSE--
OH, YEAH, REVERSE.

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HUH?

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BACK IT UP!

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BACK IT UP!

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( tires squealing )

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GIVE ME THE WHEEL,
SPONGEBOB.

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GIVE ME THE WHEEL!

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BACKING UP,
BACKING UP...

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( voice jiggling ):
BACK... ING... UP!

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( both yelling )

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SpongeBob:
BACKING UP, BACKING UP.

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BACKING UP, BACKING UP.

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( engine clanks and backfires )

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BACKING UP.

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WELL, YOU BACKED UP.

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I THINK
WE'RE OUT OF GAS.

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

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WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!

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AND YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE ELSE?

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I THINK THE PIZZA'S
GETTING COLD.

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AND THE PIZZA'S COLD!

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OH, THE PIZZA'S COLD.

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NOT THE PIZZA!

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OH, HOW COULD IT GET ANY WORSE?

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WELL, WE CAN STILL
DELIVER IT ON FOOT.

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Squidward:
* OW, OW, OW

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SpongeBob:
* THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA

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* IS THE PIZZA
* OW, OW, OW

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* FOR YOU AND ME
* OW, OW, OW

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* THE KRUSTY
KRAB PIZZA *
* OW, OW, OW

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* IS THE PIZZA
* OW, OW, OW

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* AND MY FEET ARE KILLING ME.

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( groans )

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SPONGEBOB,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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IT'S AN OLD PIONEER TRICK.

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I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE.

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SPONGEBOB,
THIS IS NO TIME FOR...

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SHH! IT'S WORKING!

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WHAT IS IT?

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TRUCK! 16 WHEELS!

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( engine rumbling )

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NOW I CAN SHOW YOU

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HOW THE PIONEERS
HITCHHIKED.

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( whooping and hollering )

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( spoons rattling )

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( whooping )

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CRASHIN', FRASHIN' BREAK DANCER!

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( horn blasts )

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HE'S STOPPING, HE'S STOPPING.

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( honking )

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* THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME *

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* THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA WE DELIVER-Y *

121
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* THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA VERY TASTY. *

122
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WILL YOU LET GO
OF THAT STUPID PIZZA ALREADY?

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I CAN'T!

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IT'S FOR
THE CUSTOMER!

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WHO CARES ABOUT THE CUSTOMER?

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I DO!

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WELL, I DON'T!

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( gasps )

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SQUIDWARD!

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LET GO OF THAT PIZZA!

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NO!

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( grunts )

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OW!

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SPONGEBOB!

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LET GO OF THE PIZZA.

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NO! IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.

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SPONGEBOB!

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LET GO OF THE PIZZA!

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WHOA!

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SPONGEBOB!

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( Squidward yelling )

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HANG ON TO THE PIZZA!

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( both yelling )

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( Squidward grunts )

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HEY... HEY!

146
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WH-WHERE'S THE ROAD?

147
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WH-WHERE'S THE ROAD?

148
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WE'RE DOOMED!

149
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OH, HOW ARE WE GOING
TO GET HOME?

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WHICH WAY DO WE GO?

151
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WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO NOW?

152
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THERE'S NO ROAD HERE.

153
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I THINK TOWN'S THIS WAY.

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OH, DON'T TELL ME, JETHRO.

155
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THE PIONEERS?

156
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THAT'S RIGHT.

157
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MOSS ALWAYS POINTS
TO CIVILIZATION.

158
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THAT WAY?
THAT WAY THERE?

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SO, LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.

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YOU THINK THAT WE
SHOULD GO THAT WAY?

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YEP.

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WELL, THEN I'M
GOING THIS WAY.

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HUH?

164
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SQUID! WAIT!

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TRUST ME, I KNOW
WHERE I'M GOING.

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* THE KRUSTY KRAB
PIZZA *

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* IS THE PIZZA
ABSOLUTIVALLY! *

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( mouthing percussion )

169
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* PIZZA...

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( mouthing
drum sounds )

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* PIZZA...

172
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( with soul ):
* KRUSTY KRAB...

173
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* PIZZA

174
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* IS THE PIZZA, YEAH

175
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* FOR YOU AND...

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* ME!

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( hoarsely ):
* KRAB... PIZZA

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* FOR... YOU...

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( mumbling incoherently )

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SPONGE, WE'VE GOT
TO EAT SOMETHING.

181
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I HEARD IN TIMES
OF HARDSHIP

182
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THE PIONEERS
WOULD EAT CORAL.

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( gobbling )

184
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NO, MAYBE
IT WASN'T CORAL.

185
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( spitting )

186
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MAYBE IT WAS SAND;
NO, NO-- MUD.

187
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GIVE ME THE PIZZA!

188
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WAIT, I REMEMBER NOW--
IT WAS CORAL!

189
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GIVE IT TO ME!

190
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NO! WE PROMISED

191
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IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.

192
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YOU'RE RIGHT,
IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.

193
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YEAH.

194
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MAYBE WE BETTER
CHECK ON IT--

195
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MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY.

196
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WELL...

197
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JUST A PEEK.

198
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OKAY, IT'S FINE.

199
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NO, I THINK
I SAW SOMETHING.

200
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OH...

201
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NO-- I WAS WRONG.

202
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LOOKS OKAY.

203
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SURE IS
A FINE-LOOKING PIZZA.

204
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YEAH!

205
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WHAT'S THAT?

206
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IS THAT THE CHEESE?

207
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( dreamily ):
YEAH...

208
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,674
AND THE PEPPERONI?

209
00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:27,708
YEAH...

210
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OH, LOOKS GOOD, HUH?

211
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WAIT A SECOND!

212
00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:36,650
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO DO, SQUIDWARD.

213
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I'M NOT LETTING YOU
EAT THE PIZZA!

214
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GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!

215
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NO!

216
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,190
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE IT
AWAY FROM YOU, SPONGEBOB.

217
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GET AWAY!

218
00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,727
GET BACK HERE, SPONGEBOB.

219
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GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!

220
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NO!

221
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SPONGEBOB!

222
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NO!

223
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SPONGEBOB!

224
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NO!

225
00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:59,873
( panting )

226
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WAIT.

227
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,677
NO!

228
00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:04,745
NO!

229
00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,113
I WANT THAT PIZZA

230
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,148
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO HAND IT OVER

231
00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,182
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

232
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LOOK, WE'RE SAVED!

233
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SURE, WE'RE SAVED.

234
00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,121
NOW GIVE ME SOME PIZZA!

235
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NO, REALLY, SQUID.

236
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,323
WE'RE SAVED!

237
00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,026
WE'RE SAVED!
WE'RE SAVED!

238
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WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!

239
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( to a conga beat ):
* SAVED, SAVED

240
00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,598
* SAVED, SAVED

241
00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:25,599
* SAVED, SAVED

242
00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:26,634
* SAVED, SAVED

243
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* SAVED, SAVED, SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED *

244
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* SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED *

245
00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,705
* SAVED, SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED, SAVED *

246
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* SAVED, WE ARE SAVED.

247
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THAT'S JUST A STUPID BOULDER.

248
00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:38,078
IT'S NOT JUST A BOULDER...

249
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( sniffles )

250
00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:39,980
IT'S A ROCK.

251
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,082
( sobbing ):
A ROCK!

252
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:45,052
A ROCK!

253
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IT'S A BIG,
BEAUTIFUL OLD ROCK.

254
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OH, THE PIONEERS
USED TO RIDE THESE
BABIES FOR MILES

255
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,263
AND IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE.

256
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,765
SPONGEBOB!

257
00:09:57,798 --> 00:10:00,300
WILL YOU FORGET
THE STUPID PIONEERS?

258
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,671
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT
THERE ARE NONE OF THEM LEFT?

259
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:06,874
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY WERE
LOUSY HITCHHIKERS, ATE CORAL

260
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,976
AND TOOK DIRECTIONS FROM ALGAE!

261
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:13,847
AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD DRIVE...

262
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,315
ROCKS.

263
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,284
HOLD ON, THERE, JETHRO!

264
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,188
I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE THE LOOK

265
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,890
ON OUR CUSTOMER'S FACE.

266
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,959
( doorbell rings )

267
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,394
YEAH?

268
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,729
CONGRATULATIONS, SIR.

269
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,831
YOUR KRABBY PATTY PIZZA'S HERE.

270
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:31,865
WOW! THANKS!

271
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,767
I'VE BEEN DYING
FOR ONE OF THESE.

272
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,068
IT... WHERE'S MY DRINK?

273
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,237
WHAT DRINK?

274
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,806
MY DRINK!

275
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,407
MY DIET DR. KELP!

276
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,910
DON'T TELL ME
YOU FORGOT MY DRINK!

277
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,912
BUT YOU DIDN'T ORDER ANY...

278
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:48,882
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT
THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

279
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:49,817
BUT... BUT...

280
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,152
DIDN'T YOU
EVER ONCE THINK
OF THE CUSTOMER?

281
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,855
YOU CALL YOURSELF
A DELIVERY BOY?

282
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:55,956
WELL, I AIN'T BUYING!

283
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,324
( door slams )

284
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,692
SPONGE?

285
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,929
SPONGE?

286
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,731
IT'S OKAY.

287
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,265
SPONGE...

288
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,835
( wheezes loudly )

289
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:17,110
( sobbing deeply )

290
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,812
SPONGE?

291
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,749
( wailing )

292
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,887
ANOTHER ONE?

293
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,489
I TOLD YOUR LITTLE FRIEND,
I AIN'T PAYING FOR THAT.

294
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,259
WELL, THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE!

295
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,994
DID HE CHANGE
HIS MIND?

296
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,963
HE SURE DID.

297
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,865
ATE THE WHOLE THING
IN ONE BITE.

298
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:38,866
NO DRINK?

299
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,000
NO.

300
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:40,868
NOW TAKE ME HOME.

301
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:41,835
ARE YOU KIDDING?

302
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,136
WE HAVE
JUST ENOUGH TIME

303
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,872
TO MAKE IT
BACK TO WORK.

304
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,506
( tires squeal )

305
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,508
WORK?

306
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:52,846
OH, MY ACHING TENTACLES!

307
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:09,096
All:
WALKING, WALKING, WALKING,
WALKING, WALKING, WALKING

308
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,398
WALKING, WALKING, WALKING,
WALKING, WALKING.

309
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,233
HUNGRY.

310
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,468
All:
HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY...

311
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,270
HUNGRY, HUNGRY...

312
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,372
( chomping )

313
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,407
STILL HUNGRY.

314
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,109
All:
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY

315
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,844
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY

316
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:28,949
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY,
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY...

317
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,317
( grinding )

318
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,120
AW, DANG NEMATODES.

319
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,788
THIRSTY.

320
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:38,091
All:
THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY,
THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY

321
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:41,061
THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY,
THIRSTY, THIRSTY

322
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:45,899
( slurping )

323
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,434
( snoring )

324
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,937
( nematodes still slurping )

325
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,075
( meows )

326
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,944
( low-pitched blast )

327
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,278
( medium-pitched blast )

328
00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,847
( high-pitched blast )

329
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:07,187
HURRAY, GARY,
WE'RE FINALLY HUGE!

330
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,188
( nematodes slurping )

331
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,589
( meows )

332
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,058
HUH? WAIT A MINUTE.

333
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:11,825
OH, NO!

334
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,261
( nematodes slurping )

335
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,096
( groans )

336
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,197
( meows )

337
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,032
OW.

338
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,167
SHELL PHONE!

339
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,169
I'LL CALL SQUIDWARD.

340
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,470
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

341
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,537
Squidward:
Hello?

342
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:25,505
SQUIDWARD!

343
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:29,042
IS IT TIME ALREADY
FOR YOU TO RUIN MY DAY?

344
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,443
SQUIDWARD, HELP ME!

345
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,846
MY HOUSE IS GETTING SMALLER
AND SMALLER...

346
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,015
( voice speeds up,
pitch gets higher )

347
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,017
( dial tone hums )

348
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,385
Oh, no!

349
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,953
YEP, IT IS.

350
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,355
( SpongeBob screaming )

351
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:45,525
IS IT TIME ALREADY
TO RUIN SQUID'S DAY?

352
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,860
( cries out )

353
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,028
( loud thud )

354
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:51,131
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
DON'T START WITHOUT ME.

355
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:56,069
( still slurping )

356
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,070
( burps )

357
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,039
( all burping )

358
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,009
( groans )

359
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,577
NEMATODES.

360
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,347
THE ONLY THING LEFT IN MY HOUSE

361
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,016
IS THIS LITTLE PEBBLE.

362
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,418
WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?

363
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,020
I'VE GOT
BAD NEWS, GUYS.

364
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,122
LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY HOUSE!

365
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:15,956
IT'S GONE!

366
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,525
( crying ):
IT'S ALL GONE.

367
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,094
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

368
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,329
WHERE AM I GOING TO LIVE?

369
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,998
YEAH.

370
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:28,902
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
YOUR HOUSE IS GONE!

371
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,170
WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?

372
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,472
IT'S BEEN GREAT
KNOWING YOU, SPONGEBOB.

373
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,174
GOOD LUCK
SOMEWHERE ELSE.

374
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,943
I'M GOING
TO MISS YOU.

375
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,978
BOO-HOO!

376
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,679
BOO-HOO,
BOO-HOO!

377
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,050
( laughing raucously ):
BOO-HOO! BOO-HOO!

378
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,518
SQUID'S TAKING IT
REAL HARD.

379
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,387
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO NOW?

380
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:51,158
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO MOVE BACK
WITH MY MOM AND DAD.

381
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,393
Patrick:
NO!

382
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,929
WAIT A MINUTE-- NO, YOU DON'T.

383
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,166
WE CAN BUILD YOU
A NEW HOUSE.

384
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,168
WE CAN'T BUILD A HOUSE!

385
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,036
WELL, SURE,
IT'S EASY.

386
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,572
I BUILT MY HOUSE
ALL BY MYSELF.

387
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,577
ALL RIGHT, PATRICK,
LET'S GET TO WORK.

388
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,450
OW!

389
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,651
OW!

390
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,253
OW!

391
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,097
( groans )

392
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,166
( yelling )

393
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,203
( yelling )

394
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,279
OW!

395
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,382
OW!

396
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,218
OW!

397
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,719
OW!

398
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,088
WE'RE DONE!

399
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,123
YEAH!

400
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,058
SO, WHAT DO
YOU THINK?

401
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,527
Patrick:
I WISH I LIVED THERE.

402
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,162
REALLY?

403
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,696
NO.

404
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,167
ONE BEDROOM.

405
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,438
TARTAR SAUCE.

406
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,143
WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
TO MOVE BACK WITH MOM AND POP.

407
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,578
YOU CAN'T MOVE BACK IN
WITH YOUR PARENTS.

408
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,181
WHEN MY PARENTS
KICKED ME OUT
OF THE HOUSE

409
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,215
I NEVER WENT BACK.

410
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,316
WAIT!

411
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,453
YOU AND GARY CAN COME STAY
WITH ME!

412
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,188
THAT'D BE GREAT!

413
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:31,058
YEAH, WE'LL BE
ROCKMATES!

414
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,426
( crickets chirping )

415
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,229
GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

416
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,298
( moans )

417
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,133
GOOD NIGHT, ROCKMATE.

418
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,434
( meows )

419
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,469
GOOD NIGHT, GARY.

420
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:48,475
( snoring )

421
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,676
( Patrick groans )

422
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,645
NO... WHAT THE...

423
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,647
( snoring lightly )

424
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,184
( groans loudly )

425
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,286
( snores lightly )

426
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,388
( groans loudly )

427
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,257
( groans loudly )

428
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,525
( teeth chattering )

429
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,761
( groaning )

430
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,534
( snoring )

431
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,105
( snorting )

432
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,174
( groans )

433
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,475
( wind howling )

434
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,145
( teeth chattering )

435
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,646
( grunts )

436
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,282
( sighs )

437
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,351
( snoring )

438
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,352
( shivering )

439
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,721
( grunts )

440
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,290
( shivering )

441
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,626
( grunts )

442
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,827
( grunts )

443
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:41,861
( shivering )

444
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,131
( grunts )

445
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,165
( grunts )

446
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:50,270
( both grunting )

447
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,239
( grunting )

448
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:56,509
( shivering )

449
00:17:56,543 --> 00:18:00,113
( snoring )

450
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:03,216
( gurgling )

451
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,317
( snoring )

452
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,552
( hooting )

453
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,619
( snores )

454
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,088
( hoots )

455
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:15,828
( gurgling )

456
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:29,376
( gurgling )

457
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,447
( muffled snoring )

458
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,755
( grumbling )

459
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,825
( groaning )

460
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,732
( rumbling )

461
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:53,866
( coughs )

462
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,170
OH! SPIDERS! SPIDERS!

463
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,571
GET THEM OFF ME!

464
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,940
NO, PATRICK, NO,
PATRICK, NO!

465
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,342
IT'S ME!

466
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,777
I'M SPONGEBOB!

467
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,279
( gasps )

468
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,549
( sighing )

469
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,520
( grunts )

470
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,488
( Patrick sighs )

471
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,390
( shivering )

472
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,197
SPIDER!

473
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,965
SPIDER, SPIDER!

474
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,300
OW! OW!

475
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,769
NO! NO! STOP! NO!

476
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,844
( whispering ):
SQUIDWARD.

477
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,612
SQUIDWARD.

478
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,513
( mumbling )

479
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,415
( in normal voice ):
SQUIDWARD.

480
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,450
OH... WHAT?

481
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,352
COULD WE STAY HERE
A COUPLE OF DAYS

482
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,353
OR A MONTH OR TWO?

483
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,289
MMM... YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER.

484
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:49,989
THANKS.

485
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,358
OH, SURE...

486
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,260
THANKS, SQUIDWARD.

487
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,662
SQUIDWARD, CAN YOU
SCOOT OVER A LITTLE?

488
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,397
OH, YEAH, SURE,
MM-HMM...

489
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,898
OH, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

490
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,368
COULD YOU GET ME
A GLASS OF WATER?

491
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,902
OKAY... YEAH, SURE...

492
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,437
THIS IS A REAL
SWELL PLACE.

493
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,438
THANKS, BUDDY.

494
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,940
YOU'RE WELCOME.

495
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,410
YEAH, I LIKE
SLEEP-OVERS.

496
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,812
YEAH, ME, TOO.

497
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,514
YEP, THIS IS GREAT.

498
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,516
GOOD NIGHT, SQUIDWARD.

499
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,886
( yawning ):
GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

500
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,726
( firmly ):
GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

501
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,533
( rooster crows, seagulls call )

502
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,537
TA-TA-DUM!

503
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,772
TODAY'S THE BIG DAY, SQUIDWARD!

504
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,674
DON'T WANT TO BE LATE!

505
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,010
GOT TO HURRY!

506
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,879
HOLD IT! HOLD EVERYTHING!

507
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,517
I WOULD NOT WANT TO MISS THIS--

508
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,953
THE DAY SPONGEBOB MOVES!

509
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,457
I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING.

510
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,026
DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD,
I'LL COME VISIT YOU.

511
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,630
DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP,
SPONGEBOB... PLEASE.

512
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,897
( car approaching )

513
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:05,998
HERE COME MY PARENTS.

514
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,634
( bawling )

515
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,936
Mom:
SPONGEBOB, HI, HONEY.

516
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,070
WE'RE HERE!

517
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,572
COME ON,
SPONGEBOB.

518
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,540
HURRY, HURRY, SON.

519
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,708
YOUR MOTHER HAS
DINNER WAITING.

520
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:16,709
HI, MOM.

521
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,010
HELLO, MRS. SQUAREPANTS.

522
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,045
LET ME HELP YOU

523
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,012
WITH THESE BAGS.

524
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,414
JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.

525
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,416
( Patrick crying in background )

526
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,519
I CANNOT HOLD ON TO YOU
ANY LONGER, LITTLE PEBBLE.

527
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:38,465
YOU HOLD TOO MANY MEMORIES.

528
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,966
( crying )

529
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,434
( sniffles )

530
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,808
WELL, SQUIDWARD,
THIS IS GOOD-BYE.

531
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,878
GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB,
GOOD-BYE.

532
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,946
* GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB,
BYE-BYE-BYE *

533
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,648
* GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB

534
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,016
HA, HA, GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE.

535
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,585
( crying )

536
00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,752
Mom:
COME ON, SPONGEBOB.

537
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:00,720
GOOD-BYE, PATRICK.

538
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:04,457
GOOD-BYE,
BIKINI BOTTOM.

539
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,758
( all cry out )

540
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,361
( crying hysterically )

541
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,063
* SPONGEBOB IS LEAVING,
HE'S LEAVING, HE'S LEAVING... *

542
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,634
* LA, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, HA, HA! *

543
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,703
YEAH, BABY! HA, HA!

544
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,508
* SPONGEBOB IS LEAVING,
HE'S LEAVING... *

545
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:28,681
( loud rumbling )

546
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,356
MY HOUSE IS BACK!

547
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,627
OH, GOOD OLD PINEAPPLE

548
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,430
GETTING SOURER
THAN IT USED TO BE.

549
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:47,400
( all exclaiming )

550
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:50,603
AW, SQUIDWARD,
ISN'T THIS GREAT?!

551
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,539
I'M BACK FOREVER!

552
00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,707
( mumbling ):
FOREVER?

553
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,649
and NICKELODEON]

554
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:36,415
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